I used to be straight I swear but then the goon captions took hold and now look at me a full blown pornsexual lover The arousing images started innocent enough just a quick scroll Soon my goon stick was twitching with every slideshow goon caption Now my gooning captions are all I see a constant flow of porn and pleasure I chase that high that goon paradise with every new image The world fades away only the porn remains my guide I am a gooner and this is my truth my beautiful porn soaked reality They say pornischeating but for me it's living This is my store my collection of arousing moments Each caption a new journey into desire My goon stick forever happy forever demanding more